*A note on gender and planetary pronouns: The 7 classical planets have traditionally corresponded with either a masculine or feminine gender, with the exception of Mercury who is considered gender-fluid. It’s commonplace to use the pronouns He/Him for traditionally masculine-corresponding planets Jupiter & Saturn, and I have in this article - but I want to acknowledge that it does not have to be this way. Both Jupiterian and Saturnian qualities do not have to be thought of as